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Saturday, November 23. 2024How Wild Turkeys Took Over New EnglandYou'd be hard-pressed to find a turkey in the Northeast 50 years ago. Now hundreds of thousands roam suburbs where they thrill and bully residents.
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When you're doing 50 MPH down your road and the stupid birds take off right in front of you. And yes, they are stupid, and they do that.
My very old Granny used to tell me turkeys were so stupid that in a rain storm they would drown by looking up in the rain with their mouths open. She knew a lot from experience!
I love it. I drive to Enfield, CT once a week and see them loitering in the fields by the prison. It's especially neat when the males are on display.
We have lots of wild turkeys here in WNC. It's rare to see a male, though. I guess they're in hiding.
If you think wild turkeys are stupid, try hunting them. They may not be smart enough to understand vector geometry, but they are wiley like hell and can see you blink at 100 yds. I love watching them in the wild, 'putting', gobbling, and rattling their feathers like a snare drum.
I can't figure out which is dumber: hunting a tasty bird to the edge of extinction, or getting its numbers back up to 6MM and not being able to figure out how to defend yourself against it. Eek, I'm feeding it, eek, it's attacking me.
The birds are fine, I hope that their numbers grow to ten million. As for hitting them with cars if I remember correctly something like 400,000 deer are hit every year by cars and we still like having the deer around. Turkeys aren't dumb they just cannot account for the speed and intent of a motor vehicle.
Speaking from the midwest, specifically Minnesota, I can tell you that a) no one's cutting down forest for farmland. It's just not happening. b) wild turkey populations are up, up up.
Within the Twin Cities metro area, it is not even surprising to see a flock. Quite a few around here came from folks who raised a couple of eggs in the backyard, and then discovered that fences do not keep them in. Of course in the last 20 years we have seen foxes, raccoons, coyotes, deer, and especially eagles moving into the urban area. My wife has an office window that faces the Mississippi, and there is a breeding pair of bald eagles in her view. The DNR doesn't even bother to count them anymore. The first I heard of wild turkeys in suburbia was a mailman in town being attacked in his rounds about twenty years ago. Everyone made fun of the guy, not anymore. They are all over now, there were two in my backyard this morning, big ones. We live 15 minutes from the center of Boston.
They’re fine except during mating season. I once had to ward off a couple of toms and defend myself with garbage can lids while taking the barrels in on trash day. Don’t get between horny guys and their girl friends. The barrels, on the other hand, have to be defended from raccoons 24/7. They taste good. Try it, you'll like it. Even better if you shoot one yourself.
I think the turkey population is down here due to loss of habitat.
I only had wild turkey to eat one time and I thought they tasted much better than farm raised turkey. I had a neighbor who had a deer feeder set up to feed the wild turkeys, I counted 127 in her yard waiting for the feeder to serve out supper.
Here in Southern NJ turkeys are a plague upon the land. A coven of them (the article refers to a "gaggle", that's for geese. These demonic creatures come in covens) came into my yard a couple of years ago and started rooting around in my rhododendron bed, driving away a little garter snake that lived there that I thought of as my friend. I may have to take up hunting to have any hope of settling scores. Fear turkeys; they mean us ill.
Out for a walk at dawn, as I usually do, I happened upon a rafter of turkeys meandering down the road. As I approached they hurried their gait, then, when finally I got too close, they scampered and flew off into the woods. One settled into a pine tree close to 40 feet in the air.
Pheasants, on the other hand, are now hard to find in southern NH. They were moderately common when i was a boy.
There's a flock that occasionally peeks out of the woods at the north end of San Antonio International Airport. Not sure if they're pining for the woods of New England.
My bet is that plenty of people from outside the 5h!+h013 hives know very well how to deal with aggressive turkeys!
I am reminded of the scene in the movie of COLD MOUNTAIN when the city woman Ada is harassed by a rooster and does not know what to do. Renee Zelwegger, as the country woman Ruby, just grabs it and rings its neck. I think with an aggressive turkey, a swift kick in the nose would be sufficient, but a dead turkey would make a delicious meal.
In WI it's not unusual to see 50 or more turkeys in a field. One time when driving on a country road I had to stop the car because a large swarm of gobblers suddenly decided to cross the road in front of me. A friend in rural Mississippi says turkeys were unheard of when she was growing up, but now she sees them all the time.
When we first moved to rural north-central Ohio forty years ago, turkeys were common. Now they are rare.
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