Cool wedding, hot marital sex, and some thoughts about What Husbands Want

Somebody referred to the royal wedding as "chick crack." I think it was. I keep hearing about the hats, and I have learned over the years that hats and shoes are crack to females even though guys rarely notice them. Here are some good clips from the pageant.

Speaking of weddings, a horny Insty linked this piece on hot marital sex. Daily sounds pretty good to me. When I was younger, I was a twice-daily guy, or at least a would-be twice-daily guy. However, back then, one time did not mean just "once."

It doesn't take much to keep a guy happily married: lots of sex fun, decent and abundant meals made with love if not with expertise, letting him have his alone time, no nagging about his many flaws, some interesting conversation, no inquiring about his "feelings," and otherwise just generally appreciating his unique wonderfulness. Create a beautiful life for him to live in, and make home a soft, loving haven without the negativity and hassles of life out there. That's all we ask for, ladies. Without those things, our lives aren't very pleasant.

The problem is that the Mrs. is now imagining herself at age 24, marrying Prince William or Duke William or whoever he is. He's a military pilot, too, and most of us guys are neither prince nor military pilot. However, being a hard-working, honest, decent, horny, God-fearing, self-reliant American citizen ought to be enough for any lucky woman.

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The series Get Smart had every man in America in love with 99.

Max would be sent on a quest, and being a normal man he'd screw it up somehow, and 99 would show she was satisfied with him.

The quest sending is a woman's testing of willingness, not competence; screwing it up will always happen; and showing she's satisfied is the final move.

Without this move it's nagging.

Feminism goes wrong in quest-sending aimed at men in general, and so there's no man to show satisfaction to.

It's the nagging instinct.

#1 rhhardin (Link) on 2011-05-01 16:28 (Reply)

Sounds great. What does it take to keep a woman happily married, I wonder?

#2 pbird on 2011-05-01 16:29 (Reply)

Being Prince is pretty rare, but ANYONE can be a "military grade pilot". Richard Bach wrote, in his book "Stranger to the Ground", that the USAF should take a 14-year old kid and somebody's 65-year old grandmother and train them to fly fighters, just to show the world how easy it would be.

Of course, "Stranger to the Ground" was written back when the F-86 was THE hot performance jet, but I believe that airplanes (especially fly-by-wire aircraft) have gotten EASIER to fly rather than the opposite.

#3 Ken Mitchell on 2011-05-01 18:23 (Reply)

As you say, Barrister, "being a hard working honest, decent, God fearing, self reliant citizen ought to be enough for any lucky woman ..." As the Divine Sarah says, "You betcha." If you're all that and more that you are too modest to mention, Someone is indeed a very very lucky woman.

Marianne

#4 Marianne Matthews on 2011-05-01 23:32 (Reply)

My ideal wife is one who brings comfort to me by solving all my partial differential equations and knows enough about tensors that she isn't intimidated by Einstein's field equations. As far as I'm concerned, that's just plain sexy. Of course, it helps if she looks like Sophia Loren, too.

#5 Agent Cooper on 2011-05-02 01:37 (Reply)

That description fits my nephew's GF to a "T". He says she is a lot smarter than he is, and he's graduating with an EE degree from the University of Ohio next month. Or the GF of another nephew (Degree in astrophysics from University of Illinois last December). So there are some really book smart women out there. But can she cook? ...... *ducks head and runs....

#5.1 JoeC on 2011-05-02 16:02 (Reply)

Actually, your list is quite a lot.

Not impossible. But it is a pretty tough list. That's hard to keep up every day of the week.

#6 Marie on 2011-05-02 02:24 (Reply)

1. Doesn't Prince Harry look like his father!
2. Kate or Pippa?
3. Did you need to see Pippa's front to answer 2. ?

#7 thehawkreturns on 2011-05-02 05:37 (Reply)

What husbands want? They want a lady outside the bedroom and a whore inside the bedroom. Very easy and doable.

#8 Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas (Link) on 2011-05-02 16:57 (Reply)

What wives want? An honest and caring man.

#9 Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas (Link) on 2011-05-02 17:01 (Reply)

Men desire women, women desire men's desire.

But the devil is in the details....

#10 ruralcounsel on 2011-05-03 09:00 (Reply)

Well said, Barrister.

'..lots of sex fun, decent and abundant meals made with love if not with expertise, letting him have his alone time, no nagging about his many flaws, some interesting conversation, no inquiring about his "feelings," and otherwise just generally appreciating his unique wonderfulness. Create a beautiful life for him to live in, and make home a soft, loving haven without the negativity and hassles of life out there. That's all we ask for, ladies."

That describes what my Significant Other is trying to do for me to a tee. Except for the alone time. I would really like to have a little more of that.

As for the Royal stuff and shoes being "chick crack', again, spot on.

A well written, accurate , post.

#11 feeblemind on 2011-05-04 09:44 (Reply)

This is just me but a plurality of women (clearly not all) simply want unlimited indulgences and unlimited license.
They want to have each and every whim and demand met immediately and a lovingly blind eye turned towards any fling they might have w/ their personal trainer or some other such 'real man.'
I'm sorry but that is what Feminism hath wrought. I have found it quite difficult to avoid women like the above description and nearly impossible to find women as described in the main part of this post.

#12 Wilbur J Huffnagel (Link) on 2011-05-27 00:07 (Reply)

Women? All you need it one like that, then you're out of the game and living a meaningful life.

The remainder is working to provide the essentials, honoring your word and oaths freely taken, and fill the home up with the next generation. A home without children really is hollow.

#12.1 Guaman on 2011-05-29 18:19 (Reply)

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Cool wedding, hot marital sex, and some thoughts about What Husbands Want